Epic Douchebag Slamming [Facebook Win]

• Ryan Clark's best friend and girlfriend are gossiping about me! :O

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• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: hope tht ends well! ;) jk!
• Helen Rose: xDD
• Nick Strange: wow people could really care less
• Helen Rose: Nick, you're a douche. Go suck a dick and stop being so uptight plz. xD
• Ryan Clark: That's why this status wasn't directed towards those people... Love you, Nick.
• Nick Strange: well its dumb no one fucking cares if some one gossips about you and helen really? honey wat crawled up your ass and died ha
• Ryan Clark: Haha! I didn't understand your last sentence, but seriously. Don't worry about it. You don't have to care about the statuses nobody cares about.
• Helen Rose: I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! I care!!! You're just very grumpy and negative all the time. It's not nice. If you didn't care about his status, why did you bother to comment on it? I'm starting to thing you're a bit of a drama queen...
• Nick Strange: ha ok sorry to upset you kids
• Ryan Clark: Let's behave. :)
• Helen Rose: But daaaaad!!!!! *pouty face* : p
• Nick Strange: awww sorry doll did hurt ur feelings callin you a kid damnn i just cant do n e thing right to night
• Nick Strange: o and by the way its "started"
• Ryan Clark: Ughhhh. Let's all stop talking.
• Helen Rose: *sings*
• Why can't weeeeeeeee be friends? Why can't weeeeeeee be friends?? =[[ : p
• Kyle Travis DeHart: Hey gingers, be quiet. Except Ryan.
• Nick Strange: ok ginger is the dumbest thing ever ok also i hope your not talking about me ha to damn fine to be one
• Helen Rose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYpnd_9TFs
• Ryan Clark: Haha, ginger should be a racial epithet.
• Kyle Travis DeHart: Yes I meant you, you ginger. You cant be "damn fine" if your skin is whiter than the driven snow.
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: boy, i have red hair... my nickname is ginger, but i still didnt take that as a slam... anyways! hope all goes well ryan!
• Ryan Clark: Haha, I love you Kyle.
• Nick Strange: ahh well im sorry to say homie but i have gotten more ass in 10 minutes than you probally will in the next ten years...kid please
• Scott Davenport: 1st WTF is driven snow? 2nd Nick, you might be damn fine to men, but girls don't like fags.
• Kyle Travis DeHart: Man ass doesn't count, and unless you prematurely ejaculate, I really doubt that's possible. Though I do think you probably are a premie.
• Helen Rose: Scott, ftw.
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: maybe that's because i dont like to be a skank...
• Ryan Clark: This status gets better and better! Scott, have I ever told you how awesome you are? : D
• Helen Rose: FIGHT!!!
• Nick Strange: really this is coming from some fatass weardo? who has probally still a little virgin...considering you have hit puberty yet
• Scott Davenport: No, Ryan, you have not.
• Helen Rose: You bitch about his unfortunate virginity, but I must ask, who the FUCK would sleep with you, Nick?
• Ryan Clark: Well, now I have, Scott!
• Helen Rose: Oh, and Megan Turner doesn't count. : p
• Nick Strange: haha baby just cause you havent got the chance dont mean you need to be angry, o and to answer your question a few women who are alot hotter than you
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: umm... hit puberty a few years ago... im 19... and, as for the weirdo, im in band, what do you expect, plus, i believe in having a little fun in my life and not being a stuck-up butt like you are... heavens to betsy! get a life!
• Helen Rose: Hookers don't count, either...
• Nick Strange: wasent talking to you groose red head chick
• Kyle Travis DeHart: Lolz I haven't hit puberty? Ask anybody who's met me, I can grow a beard in less than a week, my voice is deeper than the depth that your balls have yet to sink, and I may be fat, but at least I'm not some little ginger who resorts to left hand shame every night before getting tucked into bed by mommy. /thread.
• Scott Davenport: HEY NICK I fucking love how you're picking on him because you're so fucking insecure about your own damn problems. GTFO facebook you little fag.
• Nick Strange: wow umm i have no insecurities ok sorry bro to perfect for that yall just jealous
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: what's groose?
• Scott Davenport: All insecure people say that shit.
• Helen Rose: *gets popcorn*
• Good show. Like I was telling Kyle, like 4chan, but with real people. xD
• Ryan Clark: Oh yeah, they have ever reason be jealous of a ginger kid that can't form a proper sentence. But to be fair, we should all thank you for giving us something to do on this boring Monday night.
• Scott Davenport: It's technically Teusday morning now Ryan...
• Helen Rose: Spell much, Scottie, me love?
• Nick Strange: ahh well not me homie sorry bro im damn fine get invited to alot of parties and ive punked more pussy than astian kutcher
• Ryan Clark: Ahhh, touche, my friend.
• Ryan Clark: So you've tricked a lot of girls into sleeping with you? I doubt you're clever enough for that.
• Helen Rose: Nick, you're laughable. Kill yourself, plz.
• Helen Rose: Not necessarily, Ry. Any caveman can knock a girl out with a club.
• Scott Davenport: Who cares? Wow you go to parties and have sex! Gg on getting herpies before high school ends and being an alcoholic for the rest of your life.
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: im pretty sure he doesnt want to be your 'homie' as for the whole punked... that's just gross!!! you're going to die at an early age of a terrible disease....
• Nick Strange: noo no no you obsily havent heard the phrase bro and sorry helen to many girls be heart broken thanks for plain tho baby
• Kyle Travis DeHart: It's ashton you dumb fucking albino. Seriously, if you want to attempt to argue with the big boys, study up on engrish instead of slapping the ham.
• Nick Strange: atleast i had more fun than you bible thumpin faggots
• Ryan Clark: Nick, pleeeeeeease start using complete sentences. No one can understand your ginger-squawk.
• Helen Rose: You mean too many people would be saved from your reprehensible spelling? However will we survive...
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: i like the Bible! at least it speaks truth...
• Nick Strange: engrish??? and dude sorry i got people for that
• Kyle Travis DeHart: I R NICK STRANGE I R ALBINO I LIKE ASTAIN CUTCHERS BUTTHOLE I R THINK LOLWAT R ENGLRISH KTHXBAI
• Scott Davenport: What's the bible?
• Ryan Clark: Let's not get into a religious discussion. Pleeeeease, dear God.
• Nick Strange: no it doesent yyou funcking insolent fatass haha you kids and blindly following your dumbass religion
• Kyle Travis DeHart: ....did you just call me insolent?
• Helen Rose: OMGZ I WANT YER NASTI GINGER BABBIES CUZ U SPELL SO GUD N I WANT YER FAGGOT PENCIL DICK INSIDE ME NAO PLZZZZ. Go die, please.
• Scott Davenport: LAWL I R NICK I R GET MAN ASS BUT CLAIM THAT IT R WOMAN ASS TO HELP MY OWN INSECURITIES BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH LETS GO IN CIRCLES MORE WOO
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: apparently, you've never heard the song "Amazing Grace"
• Ryan Clark: I'm just glad the people speaking against Nick have both intelligence and conviction. Too bad Nick has neither. :(
• Helen Rose: Ryan, ftw.
• Rhiannon McHugh: Please guys. Let's stop the internet violence. Sure Nick is being a douche bag troll, but let's remember he's most likely a malnourished redheaded step child just looking for some form of attention. poor thing. D:
• Helen Rose: Rhiannon, ftw.
• Kyle Travis DeHart: NICK IS INSOLENNNNTTTTTTTTT.
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: i really hate the redhead jokes...
• Ryan Clark: Kyle, ftw.
• Helen Rose: Obama, ftw.
• Ryan Clark: Haha, it's ok Dani! We can handle red head jokes. :D
• Talon Bray: Well this is entertaining...hmm...I'm with the majority...highschool parties where pussy is to be had by a Ginger like yourself is either 1) to drunk to stand or 2) is passed out or 3) ugly or has a disease that as soon as you stick it in you immediately think "there is something itchy in my near future". But whatever man, go for it, being a necro ... Read Moreisn't too bad, or getting gonasyphaherpelies. <= yeah try to say that one. Anyway thanks for the entertainment Ryan and Helen and Kyle and Scott and Necro Ginger!
• Scott Davenport: Wtf is insolent?
• Lindsay Wick: Uhm. I don't think I like this Nick kid. He's not being very kind. I miss you, Ryan!
• Ryan Clark: Talon, ftw!
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: ha ha ha... okay... nick hasnt spoken in a while
• Helen Rose: Scottie, insolent is a small ginger man with a pencil dick and mommy issues. He often goes by "Nick" but sometimes by "douchemonkey" and on special occasions, "king douche".
• Scott Davenport: Maybe he died. See Helen, God does exist.
• Helen Rose: Pics or it didn't happen.
• Ryan Clark: Haha! It's a miracle. I think we're all undergoing a religious experience.
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: i really shouldnt laugh at that, scott, but i will anyways! ha ha ha!
• Kyle Travis DeHart: He probably burst into tears at all the insults, and started using his tears as lube for his quality time with Palmela Handerson.
• Helen Rose: I met her at a party once.. Lovely girl.
• Scott Davenport: No, Palmela Handerson's a man. That's what he goes for, remember?
• Talon Bray: May I ask a retarded question? What is ftw? I am curious. All you hip kids sing words I don't understand.
• Helen Rose: For the win. xD
• Scott Davenport: Ftw is like wtf backwards. Wtf=what the fuck, ftw=fuck the what?
• Talon Bray: I feel dumb now...oh well I could spell like douchemonkey or Nick...which is it again? I forgot?
• Ryan Clark: Talon, I don't see how you could feel dumb after hearing our friend the douchemonkey.
• Kyle Travis DeHart: That cocksuckler hasn't said anything lately : (
• Helen Rose: *sadface*
• Scott Davenport: Way to steal my insult, Kyle. This is why we can't have nice things.
• Danielle Kaye Carbonneau: i didnt know what it meant either... so no worres talon...
• Helen Rose: After this glorious voyage together, I feel very close to all of you. Thanks for the experience. ;]
• Kyle Travis DeHart: We need to all reenact this with microphones, and post it on the youtubes
• Helen Rose: That can be arranged