So here I am. It's 8:07 AM and I'm in the library at school minding my own business and simultaneously ignoring my Latin and English homework assignments and trying to get online to work on a story I'm starting for Creative Writing. Then, all of a sudden, this dorky guy in the row of computers in front of me -his computer screen was turned towards the wall, I assumed it was so the librarians wouldn't see him playing video games- and he pulls up a picture of one of those slutty anime chicks, sans boob coverage unless you count a tiny little anime bra that she would have outgrown in sixth grade. And he keeps it up. He just stares at it for like two minutes. I had to laugh. Poor guy will probably never see real boobs....
Anyways, I just thought I'd share. I'm going to work on my children's story now. Want to help? Send me a kid-friendly insult that abuses alliteration (ie. "You, sir, are a boisterously barbaric booger face" or "You, sir, are definitely a diabolical doodie head", ect.) I need them for when the knight king and the ninja king are bitching at each other.
xoxo
Helen
I Did It For The LULZ.
Posted by Helen at 8:06 AM
Labels: Helen Rose, Randomness
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*sigh*
Horny nerds. They're just about the worst. After anime porn, they're looking up anime girls having sex with animals. It's a sad, sad world.
haha.
Let's see... I really can't think up any interesting and quirky bitchfight lingo at the moment, but I will definitely check back when I come up with some.
:)
-Mucho love
Kaila Nicole
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